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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven hundred and ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven hundred and ten?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I've lost it and need a new one..' She said that she didn't know exactly what it was, but it had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its bonnet up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, it's right there.'

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Lynne